Just for Laughs: How To Know If You Are Addicted to Coffee


  1. When there is no espresso, you feel depresso.
  2. You feel as if coffee is a big ol’ hug in a cup.
  3. You consider a French press survival gear.
  4. You drop everything you’re doing when you hear your favorite roast is on sale.
  5. You get both hot and iced coffee for yourself.  At the same time.
  6. You’ve learned not to wear white.
  7. You eat chocolate espresso beans like mints.
  8. Your version of single-serving coffee is a cup the same size as a Big Gulp.
  9. No matter how much coffee you have, you just want more.